Chickens

For many many years Jack and Noreen have been creatively (read hilariously) trading a rubber chicken back and forth with George and Mary Jo. I think George and Mary Jo outdid themselves this year.




Dear Noreen and Jack,

To bring you up to date:

For many months Chicken and his girl friend Heney have been living happily together enjoying the California sunshine. During this time they produced a child, Clucky (who unfortunately is a midget).


Her parents felt no need to get married until Clucky announced that she was pregnant. Recently in a quiet ceremony in San Francisco Chicken and Heney were married and at this point decided that they should re-enter our lives.




We send them to you as they have expressed the wish that their grandchild be reared in Maine. If you press on Clucky's stomach you can see the grandchild in utero. It is a very exciting time for this fowl family.

Love,
George and MaryJo

Jack and Noreen sent this photo of the happy family now settled in Maine